HOW TO BE THE BEST POST PARTUM VISITOR

Melissa @dearbaby just posted this fantastic article from There Are No Ordinary Moments blog. I think everyone, family and friends should read this and accept what it says. I know that a lot of people, when visiting a new baby tend to visit and never leave!  I am quoting Melissa when I say “don’t be that person (I know my readers have way better sense than that anyway!) Go read the post - share it - print it off and flyer the cars at your local strip mall with it. It’s good stuff!”

HOW TO BE THE BEST POST PARTUM VISITOR IN 15 MINUTES OR LESS
Have a friend who had a baby and you’re on the roster to drop off a meal?  Here’s everything they want you to know and do, but are too shy and polite to say and ask. 

They are tired.  Breastfeeding is still awkward and having people around makes it more awkward. The mother is recovering physically, either from a surgical birth, or from the equivalent of a triathlon where the prize was a grapefuit sized head flying out of her vagina.  Either of these things makes you sore and tired. They would like to see you, but don’t want to be tired out by a long visit.
You are not going to stay longer than 15 minutes, no matter how polite the parents are in saying you can stay  longer. If your visit/meal drop off scheduled for 5.30. BE ON TIME.   Make plans for 6:15 so that you HAVE to leave.
Before you walk in the door, put your game face on.  Set a timer, on your phone or watch for 15 minutes. When it goes off, get out of there! Remember that you are going to be a quiet, productive blessing.  This visit is NOT about you.  It is not about the parents hosting you and putting on a cup of tea so you can sit and visit and hold the baby. Think about how you would feel if you had either had surgery or ran a triathlon.  What would you want people to do for you?  This visit is about blessing the parents and making their life a little bit easier.  Your prize is getting a quick peek at the cute new human.
Here’s how to play out your 15 minute visit:
1.  Bring a healthy meal. Include a salad or fresh vegetables.  Only use disposable dishes. There is nothing more annoying than         
a) having to wash more dishes when you have a new baby and         
b) having to try to return dishes to all sorts of random people when you have a new baby
2.  In addition to your meal, bring cut up veggies and fruit, unsalted trail mix or nuts, or other such healthy snacks for daytime munching for mom to eat while she’s nursing.
3.  Go into the kitchen and spend 5 minutes clearing off a counter, washing a sink-full of dishes, loading the dishwasher etc.  Don’t ask permission, just do it.  Then set the table for their dinner.
4. Before you leave your house, put some paper towels and some powdered bathroom cleaner like Commet or Ajax in a baggie.  Stick it in your purse.  While you are at the house, go and use the washroom…and while in there do a three minute bathroom shine-up, using your paper towels and cleaner.
5.  Coo over the baby, but wash your hands before touching it.
6.  If they want to eat right then, heat the food up and put it on the table, give everybody kisses and then leave.
7.  Take the garbage out when you go.

In and out. This will be the best visit the parents will have had.  They will love you and you will be awesome in their books forever. You can come back and have a longer visit when the parents have adjusted to their new normal.

Considering how many people are reading this, I’d like to add three things to this post.  First of all, I’d like to say that what I really wanted to communicate is that post-partum visitors need to have an unselfish, service-oriented attitude when going to visit the parents and their new baby.  Personally, I’d be thrilled if someone loaded my dishwasher or shined up my bathroom, and left after 15 minutes but many people have commented that this would make them really uncomfortable and they would want more visiting time.  So, I’d like to add:

• Be sensitive to the needs of the new parents. Serve them, but don’t embarrass or overwhelm them.  

Secondly, take the time to read the comments below.  People have been sharing some really great ideas, personal experiences and stories. A few ideas in the comments really stuck out to me as being awesome and so I want to put them here, in the main post:

• Come back when the baby is a few weeks old for a longer visit and help where you are needed. A large number of people commented that they have a large influx of support in the first few weeks and then it totally dries up.  I have also found this to be very true, and now, when my friends have babies, I tell them I will bring them a meal and come visit after the other parent has returned to work and the other friends have stopped bringing meals.  Many mothers get quite lonely and feel very isolated after the first few weeks and all the visitors have stopped.  
• Leave off the perfume.  New babies and mothers are very sensitive to scent, and if you are wearing perfume and hold the baby the baby absorbs that scent like a sponge.  I personally hate it when someone holds my baby and he comes back drenched in their perfume, and I imagine that it must be very overwhelming for the baby to lose the scent of their mother because their nose is overwhelmed with the smell of a stranger .
• Someone suggested putting a list of chores that visitors can help with on the fridge. This is such a wonderful idea and really address the concern that some people had about the idea of other people cleaning their homes being uncomfortable or intrusive.
• If you do bring in a cleaning product, be sure that it isn’t something that is going to cause allergies or break non-toxic rules the family might have.  In the same vein of being environmentally friendly, you might want to pick up a thrift store dish for the meal that the family can either keep or donate as they wish, rather than disposable containers.

And finally, something I said in the comments but I’ll repeat here, is that our North American culture in general, is not good at supporting new families, and the fact that guests frequently overstay their welcome when the baby is just a few hours or days old, and then mothers are tired and alone when the baby is a few weeks or months old is a clear reflection of how we need to recognize, educate and organize ourselves and our friends to provide better post-partum support to new parents.